More interesting images...

yes, that is me kissing Callie. yes, we are lovers. ugh, yes, lily is my daughter....he he he jk jk...clearly i wasn't thinking clearly...callie loved it

(I had to crop my fat legs out of this picture...

it was just too much with me eating ice cream as well...)

Bobby sharin' the love...with Megan!

Woa, sorry for earlier

Ok, so sorry for the last post. School was getting to me. Things are better. I finished my 19 page research paper. I go to the beach on Thursday. I have a $77.35 Money Order coming from Canada in the next few days. Some fool bought an old cellphone for that much.

Yes, in this picture to my left, I am tan. It was nice being tan. Hopefully I will be tan after I go to Fernandina this weekend. With my luck, I probably will still be pasty...or as Corrina puts it, Tasty....hmm, I don't quite understand either.

Maybe I should buy another membership to the tanning bed once school resumes? Maybe I will get cancer?

Why does our society view tan as being so fashionable? Why can't we revert to the olden days when being pale was a sign of wealth and high status?

Random fact: Did you know that Thomas Jefferson went bankrupt because he bought too many books?

Alright, so my day is better. Hopefully I will sleep tonight. The double shot of Espresso gave me 2.5 hours of sleep last night. I'm not tired though. I miss Bobby. Maybe he'll stop by tonight to give me a kiss. Yea right. Chao.

Slump

So today, I feel kinda blah. It's one of those days. I've just been really busy. Everybody seems to be moving onwards with their life, and I feel kind of alone. It's sad, really. Bobby has tons of friends, and he's already proven to me that he can get along fine without me. It just occurred to me that I probably am not his best friend, yet he's mine. I could lose him at any moment. The rest of my friends seem to be bonding nicely with others...and I just feel lonely because I am losing special bonds...I guess it's my fault...I load myself with school work and etc. I dunno why, I guess I have just always felt that way when I feel lonely. I guess I need this vacation...I miss my Agnes friends...I miss not feeling lonely.


Sorry this was so depressing. School sucks...it's so stressful. It can really make a girl depressed.

Silly dog

As you can see here, my friend, Sadie, and I have a love/annoy, not hate, relationship. That is my boyfriend's 78 pound American bulldog. It's half mine, so I have to love it...as pictured here. Let's just list the reasons she's so annoying to me...
1. She snores louder than God
2. She sheds everywhere...white fur, and yes, I wear alot of black clothing
3. She has dog acne...well where her fang dig into her droopy lips...and she bleeds...
4. She gets her period...it's disgusting
5. She runs into you when you are walking...I guess her brain can't figure out there's something there
6. She snores really loud when she's begging for food
7. She acts like she doesn't know you're calling her name when she runs outside...but as soon as Bobby calls her, she comes....very annoying
8. She whines forever when Bobby puts her in her crate at night when we're going to sleep
9. She drools...yes, drools...a lot!
10. Bobby loves her...and so do I!
Ok, so I guess you probably think I'm a dog-hater of some sort. I'm not, I swear. I love Sadie, it's just she gets annoying. I went to walk her today because Bobby's still out of town, and I was surprised to see a stupid spikey black collar thing on her neck. I guess Matt did it. My first impression wasn't fear...it was humor. She looked so stupid! As I began my walk, Elke decided to run ahead...Sadie tried to take off pulling me with her. I ended up locking Elke in the garage because she's not leash-trained. Sadie and I had a nice long walk. Bobby called and informed me that he's visiting his uncle's house tonight in Macon. That's where he met some other chick, named Jenny, last summer. They had a thing. He won't admit it to me, but Kelcy (his sister) and Jesse (his cousin) told me about it. It makes me want to cry when I think about it... Good thing his phone will work. I miss him so much, and he hasn't said that he's missed me once. I wish he would...
I have two days left of my Education class. That's nice. I continue to get B's on my art portfolios...I'm kinda depressed about that. I'm turning into one of those whiney fools who complain about B's...I never used to be like that...what's happening?
I am sad because Callie's going out of town soon, and she'll be gone a really long time. We haven't hung out too much because I'm in school and her and Megan have been hanging out alot. Lately, me, Cal, and Megs have been having get-togethers at Callie's and it's been sooo much fun. Katherine, you better come next time! The pool party was by far the most fun time...Megan, I loved the veggie burgers...and the year old English muffins...
Blech, this is an ugly color. Ok, I'm finished babbling. I'm going to go take a shower and relax before school tomorrow. Chao.

Yer phone's dead...

So after an evening of hearing "Yer phone's dead" repeated about 335 times over the course of 2 hours, I am adding a new post, and then heading off to bed. Brian Wilson was, of course, clueless as ever tonight at Callie's. He continued to coax Shane away from the apartment.

Every party has a pooper and that's why we invited you, (B.Wilson), party poooper, party poooper!

When I arrived at Callie's abode, we were surprised, well not surprised, to find out that we were wearing the same pants. Well, her's were from the sale rack at Dillards and mine were from the Junior's rack at Ross...yet, mine were still cheaper. Figures...
Megan said that I get my money's worth because I wear the same black capris and jean jacket every time...try every party, biotch (j/k I love you Megs). AND, it's ironic because I didn't wear those pants tonight when she said it. I guess I was a little offended because I do wear them a lot, and people laughed at her comment...BUT WHO THE HECK REALLY CARES? It's true...I do wear my clothes alot now...I'm getting better at wearing the things that I buy.
Well, what else is interesting? Robert was in the shower while Patty was answering his phone...sketch. Why wasn't she in the shower with him? I guess that question is self-answerable. Brandon didn't pick up his phone for the 20 times we called him. Loser. My cat is out of control right now climbing on the curtains.
I'm pretty damn bored because my husband is out of town. We aren't married, and we aren't even engaged. We have been together for 3 years now. Shouldn't that be common-law marriage by now? I miss him alot. I miss talking to him on the phone. He'll be back on Tuesday.
HOORAY...school is almost over!
Love you Callie you schnookums. And remember...Yer, phone's dead, and goose is awake...just look at her beady little eyes....

What the...

Today, I chose to write in the always boring, and always annoying courier. I have to type my Education research paper in this font, and while it is alot larger than Times New Roman, it is very gross to me. Oh well. Life sucks sometimes.
So, alot has happened since I last posted. I typed 8 pages of my research paper in 2 hours...woo hoo. I wanted to go out of town this weekend to visit Bobby's South Georgia family, but there was a death in the family. We found out about it yesterday, on my 3 year anniversary, which really put a damper on the evening.
Bobby's uncle Jimbo died on June 22 in the morning. I had never met him, but I felt like crying when I heard how he died. I don't want to talk about it, k? He left behind a 15 year old son, Bobby's cousin Dillon, and a wife, Bobby's Aunt Kathy. I am not sure if I am going down there this weekend or not. His great-grandfather is turning 93...pretty impressive.
OK, so now I'll tell you about my very interesting 3 year anniversary. First, I busted my butt in Atlanta traffic to get to Roswell Road. Of course, there was traffic- while there had failed to be traffic on that road EVER. So annoying...I felt like something out of Office Space. Here's our order of events:
1. 30 minute massages at Natural Body. I was pretty sore afterwards...kinda defeats the purpose of being relaxed.
2. Drove to see Joe's new rims...yea, I know...what the?
3. Went to Bobby's to get changed into my sexy dinner outfit. The shirt fit great, and it looked great.
4. At at Longhorns. My Flo's Filet was, of course, not cooked right. I don't like my meat still actively bleeding.
5. Opened presents. He got me a very classy whitegold diamond studded dragonfly necklace. Kinda thinking it was going to be something else...
6. I forget what happened next.... :-

ALRIGHT, SO THIS POST WAS MEGA BORING. GET OVER IT. Some guy at the Sprint store offered me 5 dollars to use my copy of Napoleon Dynamite to illegaly copy at his house. I said heck no, go get your own dang copy.

Devirginizing my blogness

Well, here's my first post. I thought I'd make a nice font...so I chose Lucinda Grande...kinda sounds like a porno name. Oh well. I told myself that I would never do this blog thing, but I kinda of need a place to just talk (not to myself) well kinda. I just tried to upload a picture, but it was wayyyy to complicated to do. Here's why Lisa Alembik annoys me:

1. she says "yummies" when referring to objects in a still-life drawing
2. she says "digging deeper" and "cast shadows" entirely too much
3. she says "I really wish you were doing more homework" after spending 5+ hrs a day on her stupid still lifes
4. she replaced Nell for a week
5. she has an annoying swirly tattoo under her armpit
6. she said "my hubby is a yummy"
Ughh...if you don't know who Lisa Alembik is, then good. Don't worry. You're not missin' out. She's slightly an equivalent to Linda J. Connolly (sp?) from the good 'ole Wesleyan School unfortunately located in Norcross, Georgia. Well, I got two projects out of the way today...woo hoo now I can enjoy my 3 year anniversary on Wednesday. I'll tell you about that day tomorrow. Well, off to bed and to turn my cell phone on silent...school in the AM...only one week left...and I'm a semester ahead! Goodnight :-)